"Bryan Hurt's stories are like no one else's. They are by turns hilarious, whimsical, arresting, and heartbreaking, but what makes them such a delight is the sly simplicity and off-handed charm of their telling."–
T.C. Boyle "I have been a longtime fan of Bryan Hurt's stories and what a joy to have them all together now in this book! They are a soup pot of the funniest dry sentences plus unusual facts that he unearthed from who knows where, and an unstated humanity tucked inside those facts, and a constant eye on the oddness of culture and the lilt of a well-placed phrase and a carrot. In our endlessly data-packed world, Hurt's keen sparseness is a welcome addition to the bookshelves."–Aimee Bender
"The breadth of this is a phenomenal celebration, a catalogue of possibility, of the infinite versatility of short-form writing. Hurt's fabulist imagination, wicked dry humor, and core emotional truths challenge, dazzle, and ignite."–Alissa Nutting
"Everyone Wants To Be Ambassador to France is swift and spare, a collection to devour and admire. Spectacular!"–Aspen Matis, author of the internationally bestselling memoir Girl in the Woods
"The fictional love child of Miranda July, George Saunders, and A.M. Holmes, Hurt's debut collection combines farfetchedness and dark humor with just enough tenderness to make everything feel true."–Courtney Maum, author of Touch
