Even the Dog Won’t Touch Me.

Fiction. Short Stories. A seven-foot-tall member of the Greatest Generation gets to stay home from World War II and fornicate with his friends’ wives… sexually ambiguous creatures lay a sixfigure book advance on a harelip… an obese janitor in a Mormon prayer hall wedges himself behind the organ pipes, dies, and fills the joint with green corpse steam… Meanwhile, in China… A Palestinian medical student gets chained to a conveyor belt in a Manchurian abortion mill… a former Red Guard returns from rustication only to find his comrades running a bourgeois beauty salon called Syjvester Stajjone’s… an American foreign expert hijacks a beggar’s wheelchair and steals a baby…